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My morning face

Someone who sees me: OH GOD GET AWAY FROM ME.
Me: This is just my morning face tho...
by I'm honest I swear April 3, 2015
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monster morning

Ready to have a great day and be prepared for anything

1.)When you wake up really early and have a long day ahead of you and unless u have a bfc of monster you will not make it through the day.

2.)To get through classes you stop to buy a bfc of monster to stay awake.

Fun fact: in primitive times this was achieved by copious amounts of coffee and more recently Mountain Dew
1.)"Paul has been here all day and is still kicking ass." "Yea he had a monster Morning so he's ready for anything.
2.)To insure jimmy did not get suspended for falling asleep in class again he decided to make it a monster Morning.
by Solelessmatt7 July 21, 2016
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Early morning riser

A person who wakes up early in the morning. The title of a Pure Prairie League song from 1972.
I think that one of the keys to my success is that I am an early morning riser. Because of this, I tend to associate mostly with other early morning risers. We drink coffee together.
by Big poppa 62353456 December 2, 2016
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Dodecashot morning

A particularly difficult morning requiring the consumption of twelve shots of espresso or the equivalent amount of caffeine to fully wake up.
Particularly useful for individuals who have developed an extremely high tolerance to caffeine.
I'm having another dodecashot morning.
by Ender3030 December 5, 2016
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Brownie Morninghug

When two intimate partners start their days with some fun loving. One will deficate on the stomach of their significant other and the two will proceed to tightly snuggle for at least a few minutes.

In some circumstances the pair may also spoon with the poop being on the back of the teaspoon or stomach of the tablespoon.
Lisa and Graham started their Valentine's weekend with a warm Brownie Morninghug.
by Perky NippyCake December 3, 2017
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raw morning

by Random0505052 December 21, 2017
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michigan morning

The pure anarchy that ensues between 4-7 am where no one has coffee and the driving reflects it.
Another michigan morning, another two dead.
by DzyzyzyD May 22, 2018
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