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matthew mason

an absoloute loser. no one likes him or wants to be near him. smells awful. 1/10
wow look at that matthew mason. what a fgt
by TotallyNotActuallySaleh June 3, 2018
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Matthew

The sweetest boy ever! Who has the nicest brown eyes, that has the cutest freckles. They are awesome boyfriends, who always want a reason to be with their girl. Matthew's are cute, kind, smart, and warmhearted. They are so funny and have the best smiles that brighten up your day. He swears but it's cute.
Random girl: Can you help me with a math question?
Matthew: Of course
by dountshopbitch67 June 7, 2018
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Matthew Roughsedge

A Lego headed bean that no one loves and should get bummed
“Oh so you know Matthew Roughsedge ye he’s a right Lego head
by Matts a gimp June 11, 2018
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Matthew dente

A lazy bum that sucks toes on a daily that screams like a bitch and sucks at possibly every damn game there is too own. Also likes gay chad
Damn why is Matthew Dente here
by The real slang April 23, 2018
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Matthew

A shy person, but when it comes to strength he lands on top. A smart individual but even though the girls want him, he enjoys being single, it gives him a chance og getting to bond through friendship, not jumping it to dates. He has brown eyes and hair that shows blond in midday light. He is big for his age and has a strong love for mammals and fish. Matthew wont confess his love unless needed to and will show his love by forming a friendship with her.
Girl 1: I wish I could have Matthew
Girl 2: he shows some signs to me though.
by Jared I January 3, 2020
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Matthew

by Xi the bitch January 3, 2020
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matthew

just an absolute bitch. the kid gets pissed whenever he loses at literally anything at all. professional giver and thinks about his bed often
damn quit being such a matthew and stay on playstation.
by bighotpastramimelt January 12, 2020
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