Luke

Gets all the bitches and Mary can't say he doesn't.

"You seen Luke with all the bitches ?"
"Hell yea"

by Loooooke April 17, 2022

Luke

never trust luke, hes most likely a bitch.

fuck you luke

by salineso May 12, 2021

Luke osmon

Luke osmon is a definition for someone who's always pissed at everything Or otherwise depending on usage meaning the targeted person to be a male lesbian in a non offensive way

Guy1: see that guy over there?
Guy2:the Luke osmon?
Guy1:yes!

by Apple tech geek November 6, 2017

Luke Jesus

A man who has people around him constantly saying he has a massive penis, whether he does or not.

Awesome Lesbian: You see that Blue Yeti microphone? Yeah that's the size of Luke Jesus penis.

by thebsb July 26, 2020

Luke

sexy sharp jaw line, 6 foot +, beautiful blue eyes. never ever stops talking, but at least he has a cute voice. Sexy body, good abs. laughs at everything, and is always down to talk or do something. He is goofy, smart, hilarious, sexy, and makes you feel alive, and makes you happier than you have ever been with his cute ass smile. Dont call him Luke Skywalker or beat him in fortnite unless you want to see him mad.

C: Damn. Look at Luke. Hes the type of dude I want to bang. Then marry. And bang again.

by poookiemonster September 11, 2020

Luke

A family man

Luke; "he said leave me alone, I'm a family man and my bark is much worse than my bite" "he said leave me alone, I'm a family man if you push me too far I just might"

by Lynna5 May 23, 2016

Luke Butler

a walking cretin of a man, totally loyal to the foil, loves nothing more that 'Chasing the Dragon' in a caravan, also comes with a 1990's British Boyband haircut.

Wee Tam - Awwww mate did you see that Traveller the other night, he was a junkie I think?

Mad Dave - Aye did ah mucker....he was a pure Luke Butler.

by Angry Haggis November 25, 2021