Commonly known as the male sex organ, or penis. It dates back to the classic 80's movie "better off dead". One character named "long duck dong" a foreign exchange student from japan boned a fat american teen with huge funbags.
by Kryger January 13, 2009
a word used by ken (me) in the movie Barbie (2023). to break it down:
long term: lasting for years/lifelong
long distance: a relationship where two partners don't live nearby and don't see each other in person often
low commitment: used by lazy fucks who want a relationship but don't want to have to worry about all the bits that actually matter and just want a girlfriend
casual: relationship between two people who want a sexual connection but don't want the formal/romantic part
girlfriend: a partner, explicitly of the female sex
long term: lasting for years/lifelong
long distance: a relationship where two partners don't live nearby and don't see each other in person often
low commitment: used by lazy fucks who want a relationship but don't want to have to worry about all the bits that actually matter and just want a girlfriend
casual: relationship between two people who want a sexual connection but don't want the formal/romantic part
girlfriend: a partner, explicitly of the female sex
ken: hey barbie, wanna be my Long Term, Long Distance, Low Commitment, Casual Girlfriend?
barbie: no
(few scenes later)
barbie: hey ken, im ready to be your Long Term, Long Distance, Low Commitment, Casual Girlfriend
ken: sublime
barbie: no
(few scenes later)
barbie: hey ken, im ready to be your Long Term, Long Distance, Low Commitment, Casual Girlfriend
ken: sublime
by Ryan⠀Gosling August 04, 2023
Asian Long Islander is the term used for those that are both Asian and from Long Island. They usually don't know their place in society and wish they were white. Their accent is messed up because it is a mixture of an annoying Long Island Accent and a weird Asian accent.
by Brian 33 May 19, 2006
the response of an feminist woman, who refuses to be shat upon, to an attempted Boston Steamer (or Boston Pancake): she straps him to the bed and defecates all over his face, causing him to suffocate and die, his corpse buried under a heap of shit.
by You aint shit, honey! May 19, 2006
Best players in the state, They will beat any middle school in the country, and will beat Wiregrass!!!
by Mitchell M. October 21, 2019
“Last night I did an Eryn Le Long and I regret nothing”
by GrannysWetStrapOn March 01, 2022
A friend that has unique problems with women. It is taken from the .22 long rifle rim fire, which is notorious for being in accurate and destroying itself after firing once.
by spartyon2012 January 04, 2011