Dirty Jones

When a big tough guy chases down a short weak guy and beats him until shit runs down his pants and then the big tough guy wipes shit on his face, resulting in a shit mustache. Then they shit into the weak guys mouth.

It is also a variation of The Dirty Sanchez.
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Mark Jones

A gentrified black guy that uses exaggerated slang to remind people of his blackness. Usually a broadcaster or reporter.
I can’t rock with Jokic bruh. He ain’t saucy like the other goats. He ain’t cookin with fish grease!! Feel me!!??”

Mark Jones
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may jones

A strange person that is always nagging on and on
Person 1: “ is that may jones over there? “
Person 2: “ oh god yeah, run! “
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Scott jones

It's generally a name, for me its a meaning, a feeling, an experience and a missed opportunity.

They're kind, warm, funny, adventurous, but the type to completely end it, go cold and not forgive, they dont forget.
Once they're done they're done.

He loved country music, and sitting in the back of the tray with a great northern and a fishing rod.
We fought like hell, a toxic and yet deep love that drove me nuts!

But it was real, electric, and I'm still fascinated by the idea of us, because I cant forget him.
And I'm sorry, I regret it, I hurt you, I made you bitter, but I was hurting to, I was inmature, I wish I knew then, that you meant it.
If only scott jones new the truth, Id do it all again, and I'd love him to the end!
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tom jones

a popular novel by Henry Fielding— the father of English novel.

summary: Tom at first brought by his real uncle Allworthy but his uncle doesn't know that. In the course of the novel, Tom makes relationship with Molly, Lady Bellaston, Mrs Waters, though he is in real love with Sophia. At last, Tom's real mother's identity is revealed and Allworthy, who kicked him outta the house being lied by Blifil, wills his property to the name of Tom Jones and disowns his step brother Blifil for deceptive personality.
Tom Jones novel is full of erotic encounters.
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