john ogelby

the best drummer. plays in a cool band called milkk. deserves love.

john ogelby invented the drums

by milkkie April 3, 2019

Jiffy John

More commonly known as a "Porta Potty"
Probably the most disgusting place in the world to take care of your "business"
Warning: Sitting on seats may result in catching infectious diseases. Also, wear a gas mask upon entering to prevent fainting from toxic fumes.

Person 1: Oh my god, I really gotta take a piss
Person 2: Haha! There's a jiffy john right there! Have at it!
Person 1: Ugh... Let's get this over with! *takes deep breath, holds it and charges into jiffy john*

by GHUBZ October 20, 2012

John Tricycle

When you are riding a tricycle you have your penis flopping all around.

When you are riding down the street on a tricycle and you have your stanky DICK flopping about, therefore alot of people get arrested for doing the "John Tricycle"

by Opiumpenis 33 November 28, 2013

Jason john

Funny yet sophisticated, helps people from all walks of life. Straighty 180 yet he is a bad boy in all good ways!

Thank you Jason john

by My friend jason January 18, 2022

John Beanigga

Have you ever heard of Jesus, well he’s second this man. All the children are his.

All of the kids love seeing John Beanigga

by Antione Du Vert October 20, 2020

john swan

A YouTuber that makes high quality commentary videos. He is well known for making a video on JustDestiny and getting shouted out by Keemstar.

"Dude, do you like John Swan's videos?"
"Hell yea dude, they're great!"

by markuipper June 2, 2019

john pinette

A comedian that tells jokes mostly about his weight and his life on the road.

I laugh so hard when John Pinette says "Get outta line."

by SomeguywhohatesCheetoprez May 20, 2018