Lunkhead jock with biceps for brains, especially if he enjoys picking on those younger, smaller, and weaker than they are.
That senior on the football team who brags about beating up a junior high kid half his size is a total Jason. In fact, his name is Jsson.
by Golden Hawk August 22, 2025
Get the Jasonmug. by anonymous March 10, 2024
Get the Jasonmug. A goated ass teacher that let's you use your phones in class and gave me half his pretzel one time. Also a hardcore Republican
by GEMGD22_22 August 5, 2025
Get the Jason Massaramug. Jason is such a hot sexy guy. He is also annoying asf and has a gambling addiction. His only trait is that he is in a frat and has one kidney. He adores the Costco frozen French onion soup. They only reason girls like him is for his two dogs. The only reason guys like him is cause he has an extremely hot neighbor named maggie.
by jasonreidishot1234 March 17, 2022
Get the Jason Reidmug. by nbhg October 24, 2023
Get the jason and masonmug. He is a sexy beast that gets all the pussy. But sometimes can unleash his inner homie-sexuality. He is so drippy that any hard surface or female within a 2 mile radius of him will be soaking wet. He will make any girl not be able to walk in the morning. He is an absolute baller and smashes top bins daily. He can squat 500!!
Shawty: “Omfg!!! Is that jason!?!?!?!?! I would soooo let him hit right now!”
jason: “ Yea baby”
Shawty: “Sup baby….take me out to dinner”
jason: “ Yea baby”
Shawty: “Sup baby….take me out to dinner”
by Dick.tionary_lizard69 November 23, 2021
Get the jasonmug. 