joke

A highly infectious, memetic, audio-borne, non-physical pathogen.
Symptoms include:
Laughter - Laughing attracts civilians that may be infected.
Happiness - The disease affects endorphin reactors, increasing their production.
Talkativity - The disease inflicts an urge to talk, spreading it further.

Andy: "Hey Ben, I have a joke. What do you call a city that smells good?"
Ben: "What?"
Andy: "Aromea!"
Ben: "Haha! Hey Carl!"
Carl: "Yeah?"
Ben: "What do you call a city that smells good?"
Carl: "What?"
Ben: "Aromea!"

This highlights how a joke spreads.

by Cerulity June 5, 2022

joke

something stupid people wont get like pussy

Bob - hey bro you wanna hear a joke
doug- sure bro
Bob - why did the chiken cross the road
doug-why?
Bob- to be road kill

doug - i dont get that one bro

Bob- just like pussy

by Cromsy February 22, 2021

Joke

The September 29, 2020 presidential debate.

Two five year olds arguing while a six year old tries to moderate is such a joke.

by firehutch September 30, 2020

Joke

You

Want to hear a joke? YOU

by Mr Mime is Best Pokemon November 4, 2020

Joke

It is a joke

Jokes like..elephant can smash an ant.

by Nimosa November 29, 2023

Liam Joke

A Liam Joke is a joke that is intended to be funny, but is rather painfully unfunny and beyond generic. The origin of the phrase “Liam Joke” comes from Liam Griffiths (Born January 13, 1999) who constantly uses the joke “Guess what? Chicken butt” when interacting with his family.

PlayerColton2k: Guess what?
Big B: What?
PlayerColton2k: Chicken butt
Big B: Wow, I’m pissing my pants so hard. You just told a Liam Joke.
PlayerColton2k: What’s a Liam Joke?
Big B: A joke that’s not funny.

by mrberenisp4d0 May 22, 2025

You missed the joke.

You simply missed the joke. This is a bad thing on the social media. Avoiding this mistake is recommended.

Typer 1: Wow that’s not funny. I did not laugh!
Typer 2: But it’s a meme it’s supposed to be funny.
Typer 3: You missed the joke.

by Idk just someone January 18, 2023