Ex-wife hammer

Using a dead blow hammer on a wrench to loosen a bolt or to retorque when re assembling

I had to use the ex-wife hammer to get the calipers off the car

by Gremlin14 May 18, 2024

To hammer-dick

Verb: The obnoxious and aggressive thrusting of the pelvis, specifically of the male pelvis; potentially thrusting into an orifice of another person, stump, or other.

To hammer-dick: The man in the apartment unit above mine incessantly hammer-dicks his significant other every Sunday morning at 8:37 am.

by pissedoffbitchesdownstairs May 16, 2018

Talking Screws To A Hammer

Putting too much effort into explaining something not pertinent to the listener.

This guy was explaining plumbing to a random web designer. He was totally talking screws to a hammer.

by Slowpoke8888 June 4, 2024

Shaft Hammer

Same thought Process as 'You got Pwned'

Oh Damn! You cant go to the Party? Shaft Hammer!

by TechieD April 5, 2011

Hammer

a tool often used by carpenters to hit and remove nails

Hey Bobby, can you pass me that hammer over there? I need to attach these two pieces of wood here

by secsmaster May 8, 2022

Johnathan Hammer

A male who happens to have the hots for female minors and abuses them

Omg did u hear what happened to Skyler! She got Johnathan Hammered

by B3th4nyTurn3R July 22, 2024

Hammer

A lesbian prosecutor

The Hammer really made a strong case

by Booty Warrior6942069 March 18, 2021