Fucked up fruit

An ugly girl that you can't quite explain. In context think of women as fruits, and the fucked up fruits are the ones that don't get bought at the supermarket and get thrown out and eaten by bums.

Friend: "Bro check out that ugly chick"
Me: "Eww dude thats one fucked up fruit"

by Khwizzle October 26, 2010

friction fruit

Friction fruit are the fruity bumps and residual fruit cause by fucking someone

through a hole in edible panties. Friction fruit can be enjoyed by the receiving partner as friction bumps or a tasty treat. The overall species is native to North America but very depending on which flavor you choose.

Aye Brooke! Do you want me the peel the friction fruit now?

Brooke: Nah, let's let em ripen a little bit and I'll eat them off the vine when you're done.

Me: You better save me one baby.

by Frictionfruit September 14, 2021

Fruit Me

To be fucked and fed fruit by a sex slave while lying on silk sheets

The Unicorn - "I'm home from work. Fruit me. And my legs best be shaking when you're done"

by Chazza990 June 17, 2022

National Throw a piece of fruit (unspecified)day

Throw a piece of fruit(unspecified) on October 14th

Me: Guess what day it is my dear friend
Friend: what?
Me: You're a piece of fruit, today is the 14th of October.
Friend: oh no not National Throw A Piece of Fruit (Unspecified)day

by Oakridge October 21, 2021

Cooter Fruit

Kids. They are the fruit from a woman's cooter. Same as Crotch Fruit.

This restraunt would be a lot better if not for all these damn COOTER FRUITS running around screaming.

by Merkin Marauder June 1, 2021

Asian Swedish Dragon Fruit Fish

Asian Swedish Dragon Fruit Fish

See, I told you Asian Swedish Dragon Fruit Fish are real, Andrea. Stop disrespecting my culture.

by Andrea the Hater December 10, 2019

fruit tray

When a little blonde girl dresses up like a Kiwi and dances around for entertainment purposes.

May or may not have sexual overtones..

On my birthday my girl made me a fruit tray!

by Zolton72 June 9, 2022