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Ethan Couch ain't got nuthin' on me

A "modern day" variation on the classic "I'll be able to call David Rockefeller a tramp" saying, and used to humorously refer to your having made a modest profit and/or unexpectedly gained a few bucks extra on a difficult job you recently completed.
Cool hunk #1, seeing his buddy --- who had jokingly told him earlier that morning that he was "wearing himself out getting rich" by driving here and there around town for a couple hours to give several people car-rides for a few bucks apiece --- feverishly lugging humongous bundles of bagged returnable-containers along a hot dusty highway: Gettin' too rich there, Dude?
Cool hunk #2: Yeah, fer sher, Pal --- I declare, I'm gettin' so gol-durned filthy-rich that I can hardly even carry all my vast wealth around! Ethan Couch ain't got nuthin' on me!
by QuacksO August 17, 2018
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Ethan

he uses fish as pencils and wont let go of the fact his dog isnt an aeroplane
Ethan: "I SEEN EM FLY I SWEAR"
by I hate concerts May 15, 2021
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Ethan Beach

The sexiest man to ever live, and walk on this earth. He has perfect abs, and a huge ass dick. He sweeter than a starbucks frappucino, and more charming than prince charming himself. He's fantastic at sex, and he bangs you so hard you can't breathe.
Holy shit, I wish Ethan Beach would just fuck me so hard that I can't breathe.
by fattymclardass96 August 4, 2019
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Ethan

Is that ethan?
yes, yes it is
by pawtoast January 29, 2021
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Ethan's beautiful voice

Boy that always jump has no name. MIMIMIMIMIMIMIMIMI Ethan cool i liek etan efan cool efan voice hot wowoowowoow
Ethan's beautiful voice makes me cream
by lid8en April 27, 2022
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Ethan

Is a fucking cunt who plays fucking Minecraft Bedrock and not Java like a fucking cuck.
Ethan : Hey! Wanna be friends.
Me : Fuck no Bedrock Scrub.
by HiImNotGay August 14, 2019
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Ethan

Ethan is a hot handsome guy who everyone likes but he likes everyone. He has every trait a girl wants and u should marry him now
Is that Ethan
by Ddsffdsadfb October 14, 2021
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