gooey ear fumble

The act of a man ejaculating into an elderly persons ear, then slapping them softly across the side of the face, making a point to touch said ear, with a tuna fish and letting out a random sexually explicit battle cry involving an animal of preference.

Martin gooey ear fumbled Margery and screamed "BYGODIFUCKEDAWALRUS!"

by RippedA January 5, 2014

An ear full

An ear full means to blow someone eardrum to fuck over the phone...

My mom: I'm about to give that asshole an ear full!!
Me: an ear full of what?
Mother: An ear full of pissed off mom!!

by Froody foozboos pizza June 25, 2015

Butt ear

It is what happens to you ear when you pick up a Butt Dial before the inadvertent caller quickly hangs up as you are listening.

Jimmy gave me a case of Butt Ear when his phone kept butt dialing me on his walk.

by JOC3NJ December 18, 2022

pour water out of the ears

To let out a lot of empty irrelevant talk

The gas bag did nothing but pour water out of the ears throughout the interview.

by r-p-n December 6, 2013

rough ears

Cchr1s has them.

Cchr1s has rough ears.

by Iplaydatrumpetjones October 11, 2020

ear r@pe

hadi's mic (ear r@pe

the explosion was so loud its like hadis mic (ear r@pe

by the 7amster September 25, 2020

you should see an ear doctor

Sarcastic reply to use when someone is being oblivious to something you just mentioned

Friend: So what're you doing this Saturday?
You: I'm spending the weekend at my girlfriend's house.
Friend: Cool, so you wanna come over? Like, on Saturday?
You: *You should see an ear doctor*. What the fuck do you think I just said???

by I hv no idea what I'm doing December 19, 2022