evan

stupid, pathetic ,annoying ,piece of trash, never trust him. always gets dropped and is nothing. he's useless. Keith doesn't love him

EVAN THE PERSON SO PATHETIC KEITH HATES

by HVDGJKBFT September 28, 2018

evan

evan is a rare god that ides in the human body he is the strongest god.

evan is GOD

by jfbcdhf dsx April 21, 2022

Evan

This person has rabies and is genuinely nice but will kill you in your sleep.

Lyric: that dog has rabies!
Juniper: thats definitely an evan.

by juniperjune._.notjunk December 30, 2023

Evan Rachel Wood

A literal angel.

I love this woman.

Evan Rachel Wood is the closest thing to God I've ever known.

by Spanky McQueefbottom April 10, 2023

Evanitis

The state of having a mustache that will not grow past the peach fuzz state. While at the same time being unwilling to shave off the peach fuzz.

I am beginning to worry about his evanitis, it is getting very bad.

by Penn1United September 27, 2009

dylan earl evans

A 17 year old male, who is single, but can get any single women, his hobbies are drawing, playing games, listening to music, and being nice and caring to others. He has a strong sense of humor, which can lure any women into his awesomeness, in which they will fall for instantly. A bit on the clingy side when it comes to relationships, but once in a relationship, he can be the best boyfriend that any girl has decided to date.

tall handsome single funny best boyfriend you will ever date Dylan Earl Evans

by Jenniferlovesyou February 8, 2014

Bethany evans

An amazing hot sexy person who is loving and has a weird obsession with cars and loves everyone around her she is shy at first but when she opens up she is bubbly and calls people pookie. Ily pooks

🚗:i love u bethany evans

by Hehe.hehe.hehe August 16, 2024