Danish Ear Infection

While she's sleeping, snort up a nasty nosebleed loogie, then gently spit it into her ear. After that, pop a load on top of her ear like icing on a Danish and VOILA! The Danish Ear Infection

Man I did a bunch of coke last night and had a nosebleed, I couldn't sleep either so I gave that chick The Danish Ear Infection and bailed out there....

by Vice420 August 20, 2020

Affront to the Ears

A ridiculously irritating sound.

My mother's voice is an affront to the ears.

by Ubeenbamboozledson August 25, 2020

ear r@pe

hadi's mic (ear r@pe

the explosion was so loud its like hadis mic (ear r@pe

by the 7amster September 25, 2020

Ear fetish

When one loves a good blow in the ear

When one loves a good hollow in the ear

“Oi girl, left or right”
I know you like that, ear fetish type shiet

by Ksixiwke September 27, 2020

Ear Moment

You know it when you hEAR it.

“I just got an A+ on my test.”
“That’s an Ear Moment!”

by toma__toe October 3, 2020

gamer ear

The effect of sweat accumulating on your headset after playing for too long, as well as a temporary hearing loss due to setting the volume too high.

I played so much last night, I think I might end up with gamer ear.

by HiPeople MC October 5, 2020

rough ears

Cchr1s has them.

Cchr1s has rough ears.

by Iplaydatrumpetjones October 11, 2020