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don't tag me bro!

similar to asking to not be 'tased, bro', this is said when at a sketchy party and everyones taking pictures that will inevitably end up on the facebook.
omgz get together and hold those bottles high... alright.. but "DON'T TAG ME BRO!"
by evan scott May 6, 2008
mugGet the don't tag me bro!mug.

Don't cut my feet

To cut a "middle man" out of a business deal for any reason without "middle man" permission. No matter how unreasonable, ridiculous or just down right stupid. Even if said "middle man" was the one who set you up with the new business contact in the first place. Even if going to the new business contact is more beneficial to you, out of some kind of far fetched, crazy person ideals you must throw all common sense and logic out the window and screw yourself to keep some idiotic, obviously desperate "middle man" happy.
"Hey, John If you want to purchase that car you need to come to me. "Don't cut my feet" and go to my boss we were friends 10 years ago and I need that commission even if it means you must knowingly screw yourself over."
"I know I set you up with my boss for that last sale so you could get a good deal because we are friends, but I'm a selfish douche and want to rip you off so "don't cut my feet" anymore by going to him instead of me or I will do everything I can to ruin your reputation until you have no choice but to come back to me."
"I don't care if you do business with my competitors because you know I'm completely untrustworthy, you are the only person I don't screw over in my business deals. Trust me. We were kind of acquaintances years ago I can't believe I even need to say this, but "don't cut my feet" like this."
by batshitcrazychic February 2, 2013
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you don't know me

if i was arguing with someone nd i tell them you don' know me. i'm to fight you.
by evelena singleton March 24, 2005
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i don't even know

human 1:where is you're mom?

human:i don't even know
by achoman/powdahoo/hrman February 11, 2022
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please don't shit the time

you must be really fucking rude if you shite the time. the time is blissful. shit it and you will be CURSED, BY THE POWER OF MAGIC! AND FRIENDSHIP!
fuck: please don't shit the time. it's very rude.
by animatedHumorist December 20, 2017
mugGet the please don't shit the timemug.

AND YOU DON'T SEEM TO UNDERSTAND

shout this at your friend without context.

AND YOU DON'T SEEM TO UNDERSTAND
A SHAME YOU SEEMED AN HONEST MAN
AND ALL THE FEARS YOU HOLD SO DEAR
WILL TURN TO WHISPER IN YOUR EAR
AND YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY MIGHT HURT YOU
AND YOU KNOW THAT IT MEANS SO MUCH
AND YOU DON'T EVEN FEEL A THING
person 1:"AND YOU DON'T SEEM TO UNDERSTAND"
person 2:"stfu this is the 65536th time you've suddenly started singing this song please seriously get some help"
by Haddam Sussein June 1, 2022
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I don't talk burrito

Usually when a mexican is insulting you in spanish you can answer that, meaning that you dont give a fuck.
-"hijo de puta, come pollas de mierda"
+"sorry bitch, I don't talk burrito"
by diabloツ May 11, 2020
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