Singer's Disease

The pseudo-diagnosis of choice among certain physicians of Riddle Memorial Hospital's Emergency Room. This condition, only seen in adolescent, musically-inclined females, is characterized by chest pain, heart palpitations and shortness of breath. However, these symptoms are only present in singers, as only they are self-aware enough to recognize them.

So I just got back from the hospital... They say it's Singer's Disease.

by DrToolBag November 21, 2011

diseasive

It's deceitful, evil and deceased.

The calorie content of those Chicken Littles was very diseasive.

by Diseasive November 17, 2014

Kellers Disease

It is a contagious disease that spreads to everyone that is near somebody named Kelly.

Your sharp grammar and spelling degrades quickly, and you will find yourself speaking like her. Rare, but it happens.
One such prominent word is 'acoal' in Kellers language. The English translation of 'acoal' is 'alcohol'.

You may also feel a sudden urge to re-register posing as your fake friend for no reason. Also, you might have a sudden urge to speak in ALL CAPS.

"eh brozz, what youz been DOING!?!?!?! DRINKING SOME ACOAL?" - Somebody with Kellers Disease

by AA_MiMiK December 7, 2011

Camp Rosenberg disease

Camp Rosenberg on Thursday said a World Health Organization (WHO) proposal to audit Camp Rosenberg as part of further investigation into the origins of the coronavirus pandemic showed "disrespect" and "arrogance towards science".

The camp Rosenberg disease did not start here!

by svinaktig October 20, 2021

Nightcore disease

the definition of nightcore disease is someone that used to listen to music normally but then they discovered nightcore and now complain when they listen to same song but not in nightcore

Brooklyn has a Nightcore disease

by cheeseymus May 22, 2022

Bloodbending Disease

When beat your meat with sandpaper, a little too hard.

Doc : I am sorry son, you got the Bloodbending Disease and you will now pee blood.
Patient : Aw that stinks!

by Deez_Nutz_69 April 21, 2022

Stinson disease

Falling deeply for someone, "catching feelings", but denying them because they would make you look weak and dependent.

John: Of course, I don't like her! I have lots of other girlfriends.. and I will not get emotionally attached to one girl, I don't do that!
Jane: Bud.. I think you caught the Stinson disease.

by L. Sosiska September 3, 2019