David Quaresma

one of the sexiest beasts you will ever know. attracts all the women. has a huge cock and a unique personality

person 1: yo who’s that sexy beast with all those women around him.
person 2: that’s David Quaresma he gets al the hoes

by sucky wucky mommy down syndrom January 22, 2021

David Bonded

When you get banned on a dating website for no reason

A guy named David Bond reports girls he found on Tinder and gets them banned to secure them.

-Oh, dude I just got David Bonded

by HandlebarMoustacheGuy February 21, 2021

david dividing

When somebody over exaggerates a story

He’s proper David dividing there

by BH10GANG October 30, 2018

JOSIAH DAVID

Josiah David is a really cool guy who loves to draw and read, he enjoys spending his weekend talking with his friends and eating McDonald's, he cares for his friends and is very nice, he likes to talk to this dude named James, he also likes to talk to his 3rd fav friend names Kat, overall Josiah David is a really cool guy

James: who's that dude

Kat: THAT'S JOSIAH DAVID

by Caleb Cummins March 18, 2022

David Tennet

David Tennet is based.

David Tennet is my bae.

by Chrisfangirl August 30, 2021

GIGA DAVID

giga David is the person who is really strong and who wears a mask

he takes hold of a person named David when he puts on the mask or sometimes he puts it on without realizing it when the mask is on David is no longer able to talk and he turns super aggressive the smallest things will make him mad and will most end up with David using his muscles to over power the person or thing that anger him

he will once in a while say one word
the back story of giga david is that david was trying to get into deep sleep but something unexpected took over David

person1: giga david go away
giga david:.... no ( put him on the ground and starts to beat him)

by itsyoboy8467 September 13, 2022

David Warner

David is a meesenbop that has extremely old fashioned hair.

David Warner is an uh oh spaghettionoonononooonooo

by ianboomer October 15, 2019