(n) Gonorrhea a.k.a. "the clap" with a spanish twist. Slightly less severe than "the clap" because of the cool european influence.
One of the manifestations of el Clapo is how the tightness of clothes switches with both guys and girls. The male pants become considerably tighter, whereas the female pants get increasingly baggier. This trend is common to other articles of clothing.
Man, Steuart did it with that stripper from Barcelona and got el Clapo. It's kind of wierd, he wears tight shit now.
Maddy started wearing those genie pants as soon as she got el Clapo.
the awkward clap executed by an individual who assumes a performer has finished playing their piece when, in fact, the performer has not finished playing their piece.
"Who was that bitch today in church who ruined the choir's performance of Amazing Grace with premature clapulation?"
when a male is engaged in sexual intercourse, but there is no sound, no moaning , no audio or visual confirmation that the woman is enjoying it or even knows it's happening. this is all due to the lack of size and/or skill of the male.
homeboy made a 2 min long video of himself short stroking and baby clapping. .. talking about the girl was asleep that's why she wasn't moving or making any noises. ...yea ok. .... she wasn't moving or making noises because she didn't feel you.