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Get the CUM COFFIN mug.When you jerk off into a condom filling it with your man chowder, making it similar to a water ballon, except it is sans water.
I made a cum balloon and dropped it off of the roof of my house striking the mailman on his gay ass hat.
by Ali T May 14, 2003
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is a short term for cumulative frequency according to mrs bunting but can be interpreted as an individuals obsession with spunk.
is a short term for cumulative frequency according to mrs bunting but can be interpreted as an individuals obsession with spunk.
by Alexa and Aisha August 1, 2009
Get the Cum freq mug.Another word for foreskin, but only used when using the extra foreskin of an uncircumcised penis to hold all of the ejaculate after masturbation until going to the bathroom to avoid clean up. Also known as "Robbing it", or "Cum Hooding it".
Rob was cum hooding it until he could get to the bathroom because he couldn't find his dream catcher.
by John Littlewolf November 4, 2009
Get the Cum Hood mug.N. (Professional) cum bucketry is the act/occupation of being a cum bucket, which is a container for semen.
Part of a rather serious insult that degrades appearance, odor and character.
Part of a rather serious insult that degrades appearance, odor and character.
"Oh, I say. I do concur that professional cum bucketry is a good way to turn a profit, and get a good source of protein all in one go!"
"Yeah? Well you look like gem sweaters, smell like the viking museum and major in public relations with a minor in cum bucketry!"
"Yeah? Well you look like gem sweaters, smell like the viking museum and major in public relations with a minor in cum bucketry!"
by plorgy March 5, 2006
Get the cum bucketry mug.The act of forcefully ejaculating into a woman's orifice initiating her to gag violently and ultimately expel her undigested food and recently aquired semen.
by Alvaro N. February 29, 2008
Get the cum chowder mug.that moment when you have jizzed over your hands and haven't got any tissue so you have to leg it to the toilet to wash yourself. Mainly for guys.
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