cooked

Being the synonym for "fucked up", the slang term "cooked" means a) becoming addicted to caffeine pills like Tombocantuxin because of having to stay up late doing mountaining amounts of college assignments, b) experiencing brain rot due to having as much screen time as an "iPad kid" (the backronym for "Indonesian people addicted to devices kind of kids")

After pulling three all-nighters fueled by Tombocantuxin and binge-watching every episode of my favorite series, I'm officially cooked—my brain feels like mush and I can’t even remember my own name!

by Emotional Cruiser October 1, 2025

Cocky Glocky

Cocky Glocky refers to the speed of how fast the jizz leaves the body. Similar to a glock with a switch.

Shiii deep throat Deborah sucked it so good I had a cocky glocky, that load shot out of me fast abs aggressively.

by Rawdigitydogg October 12, 2025

cooki

when you press your feet up against a packet of cookies!!

“I’m enjoying my cooki!!!”

by cookimonster987 April 25, 2025

Cook

a very nice feminine man that likes others named Julio’s an couple for joint experience

Julio give me love call me (Luis) or cookie daddy

by anonymous April 30, 2025

cooked

fucked. not in a sexual way

P1: plays a game. notices its 1v4
P1: im cooked

by ZorenB2 May 17, 2025

Cooked

Blake

Blake is cooked

by Yungdaggerdck June 7, 2025

Cooked

Some who is struggling or has given up academically

“Bro Jason got a F on the test! He’s cooked”

by Anonymous 45504 June 9, 2025