Star Rowing Club

The Uk's premier centre for rowing and sculling, located on The River Great Ouse, Bedford. No other club can live with the sheer talent, brilliance or attractiveness of the club's crews, especially the the junior boys squad. Neighbours, Bedford Modern School and Bedford RC are said to literally shit themselves in sheer terror whenever confronted with a noble Star Club Warrior and local girls schools Dame Alice and BHS can only dream of getting within 10 feet of them! Star Club icons include Giggs, Tempah T and The Dawgz.

Star Rowing Club Member: "Just pulled a 6.00 2k"
Fellow Star Rowing Club Member: "Standard really!"

Rower: "I hear we're racing Star Rowing Club!"
2nd Rower: "Might as well not show up :("

by mujhabar December 30, 2010

Franconia Ski Club

Sick ski racing program at Cannon Mountain in Franconia, NH. Has some great skiers, and gets top results every year. Trains with Holderness School.

Lets go train slalom on Gary's with Franconia Ski Club. Then we can go hang out in Ernies.

by The Skier May 10, 2007

two dollar club

Club for men who have a penis long enough to balance eight quarters edge to edge on their erect penis.

"Gina, this guy was long and wide enough that he could balance eight quarters on his dick"

"Well, then he is a member of the two dollar club."

by Bubba916 January 30, 2010

Mile High Club

Indulging in any form of sexual intercourse in an in-flight Airplane restroom, while, obviously, being at least a mile off the ground.

"I hope the flight attendant didn't see us come in here...she might know we're becoming members of the Mile High Club."

by Delusional Confusion January 15, 2005

Tijuana yacht club

A combination between a golden shower and getting the nuggets. You piss on your partner's chest, and then shit on it, and watch it float down.

I gave a hooker a Tijuana yacht club last night, and her pimp beat me up.

by Mtownjeff July 25, 2014

Maid in America Club

An execlusive club for Americans that have had sex with their au pair or maid. Comparable to the mile high club

Paul: Did you end up banging Monica your au pair yet?
Brandon: Yup I'm a officially a member of the maid in America club. Drinks all around!

by Big P FCW January 20, 2017

Ivorian golf club

The act of shoving a golf club inside your partners rear end. The receiver (male) gets a hard on, causing his penis to look like the trunk of an Ivorian elephant.

Hey, did you see Ludwig and Ridolfo gave each other an Ivorian golf club last evening?

by Matic123 December 27, 2022