by Jorgieee82710 January 26, 2021
Get the Chipmug. by DPonthem October 8, 2025
Get the Strand your chipmug. The mythical tale of the Coya Chips is known far and wide. Me, myself, have never seen the extravagant chip. Through magnificent tales is the only way I've heard of it. Never have I received one or witnessed someone receive one.
by naitsabeS March 18, 2022
Get the Coya Chipsmug. by Thrilly April 26, 2020
Get the Chips Moodmug. bro she came back to my house and totally chip skylarked me. i don't know whether i liked it or hated it.
by kiwikalimari64 November 19, 2023
Get the Chip Skylarkedmug. by peepeepoopoo checcckk October 4, 2020
Get the chip bagsmug. Crunchy potato or corn wafers dat you soak in hormones-altering drugs prior to feeding them to an attractive gal whom you wanna "poke"; da theory is dat hopefully da sex-drive-enhancing substances in da chips will put said hottie more "in da mood" shortly after she chows down on said snacks, and thus she will be more willing to let you get in her pants.
I didn't need any pokeher chips when a stressed-out lady-friend came to visit me one summer evening, since she was already "rarin' to go" from da "get-go"... I'd initially tried to engage her in friendly conversation, but she said she really didn't feel like talking much at that time --- "I'm hot, hungry, and horny!" So I solved the first and last complaints quickly and easily (I simply took all her clothes off, laid her back on my bed and treated her to a major bouncy-bouncy, and then shared a nice long lukewarm shower with her afterwards), then gave her a nice big bowl of milk and leftover sandwiches to devour. I guess it worked... she cheered up considerably while she was chowing down, and eventually settled back on my bed and fell asleep --- with both of us still naked --- in my arms.
by QuacksO August 4, 2019
Get the pokeher chipsmug.