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battle shower

A brisk freshening up including (but not limited to) application of perfume, quick cleaning of armpits, a change of clothes, or any other quick remedy aimed at reducing smells or sights that would indicate one's presence in battle.
Lorelai needs a battle shower to cover up the growing stench.
by Dense July 7, 2011
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Battle-craft-head

The act of playing Battleracks (online game where one decides which pair of boobs are best) while playing Minecraft, and simultaneously getting head.
Hey jaggoffs, I got some excellent Battle-craft-head last night from this loose hooker. It only cost me 3 bucks! But now I have herpes, AIDS, and the crabs.
by R04DH34D_1N_5P4C3 November 13, 2011
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Battlesqueeze

A battlesqueeze is the act grabbing of someone's boob (or the area around the nipple, as some men will not refer to theirs as boobs. It does not matter if the grabee is male or female). This usually leads to reciprocal grabbing.
Guy: Battlesqueeze! *Grabs girl's boob*
Girl: Haha I will get you back! *Grabs his boob*
by Evie Epic September 4, 2012
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Battle Owl

A mystical forest dwelling owl that preys upon cats, lobsters, various species of birds and owls, as well as small children.

There are no recorded sightings of the battle owl as those who lay their eyes upon it are typically vaporized by its battle lazers.
WTFFFFFFFFFFFF MY CAT!?!?!?!

BATTLE OWLSS
by The great informer October 12, 2012
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Battlestargh Galactica

Battlestar Galactica: from the original name of the science fiction franchise.

argh: what a pirate says to express annoyance, dismay, embarrassment or frustration.

Battlestargh Galactica: what a pirate says to express annoyance, dismay, embarrassment or frustration about Battlestar Galactica.
"Battlestargh Galactica!" - says a pirate
by Pseudonymthewild@gmail.com February 18, 2013
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Battlemash

The term used to define a battle between at least two videos from one or multiple sources on a single webpage (a mash-up). A winning video can be selected by users via either a majority vote in the comments section or a dedicated voting mechanism.
Dude A: Sugar Hill Gang's original of Rapper's Delight is infinitely superior to Def Jam's bro, anyone who knows their hip hop agrees.

Dude B: No way bro, show me the battlemash or it never happened.
by wizardchicken May 5, 2013
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Battle Axe Syndrome

A specific type of headache following a night a drinking in which the sufferer feels as if, while sleeping, a battle axe was slammed in to their skull directly behind the eyes. Battle Axe Syndrome is usually brought on by drinking poor forms of alcohol such as Maddog 20/20 or Milwaukee's Best Ice. In extreme cases, a person suffering Battle Axe Syndrome may resort to wearing protective eyewear to keep their eyes from popping out of their skull or to block all light from getting in.
My head hurts so bad, if I move more than one inch my eyes might explode. Wicked case of Battle Axe Syndrome

Bill: Why is Ray wearing sunglasses inside?

Matt: Well, he chugged a bottle of Maddog after he finished a 6 pack of Milwaukee's Best Ice. He probably has Battle Axe Syndrome.
by Norma's Garage February 13, 2014
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