bump-roll

v. The act of bumping an outdated forum thread in an effort to fool unsuspecting readers.

An act designed for the lulz.

Tommy: "Hey Chad, have you just seen the news on the forum?"

Chad: "No, man."

Tommy: "The thread says Michael Jackson died today."

Chad: "Man, that's old news. Check the date of the thread, you just got bump-rolled."

by DanSmythWordSmith June 23, 2011

bump that jazz

A more polite, southern way of saying fuck that shit

I was going to make an appearance Friday at my friends party but I found out my crazy ex was going and I was like bump that jazz, I'm hitting the bar with co-workers.

by ChrisFnP February 21, 2014

Stump bumping

When a man inserts a chard or meth into his penis for a rock hard erection.

J loves to stump bumping before masterbating

by V193 September 27, 2020

Bump Buddies

A group of two or more women who share a close friendship, and who also happen to be pregnant at the same time

I love being bump buddies with Lucy, I can't wait to meet her new son

by Metallicajunkie October 10, 2018

Bumping that depression

Turning up to sad music that brings back bad memories

Frank was bumping that depression when he was in his bed

by Frank abbs July 21, 2018

bumping your jibbs

Talking alot, almost uncontrollably.

" you must of got a fat shot of coffee last night, because you were BUMPING YOUR JIBBS all night, and he kept half of us up with him." SMH

by DoobieJonesallinurmouth June 27, 2021

bump staches

When two gay men are having a hot makeout sesh

Hey Brad, wanna bump staches In the alley?

by YE the OG July 13, 2024