boyfriend-sitting

When your partner has a need to hire someone such as a friend, to temporarily entertain you.

Hey Stacy, can you babysit Frank on skype for a little bit. Thanks for boyfriend-sitting

by frankjameso February 14, 2014

baby boyfriend

A boyfriend who confuses his girlfriend for his mummy.

“He’s acting like such a baby boyfriend.”

by Mayatrice June 3, 2022

boyfriends webtoon

it make me gay

John: hey why are you acting so gay
Twink 1: the boyfriends webtoon made me gay

by goofy3535 November 26, 2023

Almond Boyfriend

An almond boyfriend is a gymbro that has taken their protein intake and calorie count a little too far. They don't eat any flavourful food and all of their 'snacks' have added protein. This behaviour often affects their friends and partners, as going out for a meal or to the pub is as difficult as going out with a vegan. They are allergic to fun, won't eat any pasta, ice-cream, sweets and often, alcohol.

You can find snacks in their house such as: protein yoghurt, dried mango, psyllium husk powder, lentil crisps, nuts, lion's mane, skinny milk, cottage cheese, protein powder, graze oat bars, skyr, protein bars, overnight oats, protein cereal.

A typical Almond Boyfriend meal would consist of rice, boiled broccoli and no spice flesh colour chicken breast. No flavour must be tasted in the food.

Some people are gluten free. Almond Boyfriends are fun free.
Ben doesn't like fizzy drinks, he's an Almond Boyfriend.
I watch a movie with my Almond Boyfriend – he didn't have any popcorn so we ate dried apricots.
Jack doesn't cook with any spice, I think he's an Almond Boyfriend.

by pumpkinspicedemon November 29, 2024

boyfriend

a guy who will treat you like a goddess and give you butterflies every time you talk to him or get a notification from him, and he loves you no matter what. But he also fucks you like he hates your guts.

my boyfriend is the best boyfriend i ever had

by itz.mari2282 March 13, 2024

boyfriend

Someone I don't have

+ Do you want to have boyfriend?

_I want but boys don't

by FTMSF November 24, 2021

Boyfriend Kisser

Courtney: Boyfriend kisser!
I thought she was my friend,
But now it's time to diss her!
Sure we had some fun times,
But I'm not gonna miss her now!
Heather: Boyfriend kisser!
Courtney: You're gonna get
What's coming to you
If it's the last thing
I ever do-oo-oo!
Heather: That's right!
That's right!
Courtney and Heather: That's right!
That's right!
Courtney: Let's go a little back!
We captured Duncan in a sack.
Heather: And had a laugh attack
When you stretched me on the rack!
Courtney: All those times you made me smile,
You wanted my man
All the while!
Sierra: Duh! It was so obvious.
Courtney and Heather: Boyfriend kisser!
Courtney: You're not my new sister!
You're a pus-y, gothy, nasty blister! Oh!
Heather: Boyfriend kisser!
Courtney and Heather: You're gonna get what's coming to you!
Courtney: If it's the last thing I ever do-oo-oo!

Courtney: Gwen was such a boyfriend kisser!
Heather: I know right! She stole your boyfriend
Sierra: Where's Cody?

by ILoveMaltesers January 30, 2025