shit the bed

Not just "fucking up really bad." Used to emphasize the way that the really bad fuck-up harms or humiliates the person who fucked up. The idea of shitting the bed is not just a) that the person intended to do one thing but instead laid a giant turd but also b) that the person laid that turd in their own bed and now has to lie in their bed of shit.

Darlene merely laid a turd by flunking the algebra test. Mike completely shit the bed when he cheated on the test and got caught and expelled from school.

by redhen1 October 12, 2022

bed squash

The bed version of couch potato.

Man, I didn't want to get up today! I'm such a bed squash

by Cliffko April 18, 2018

Bed Rotting

Associated with poor mental health; when someone stays in bed all day, only getting up for the bathroom or food

“Hey, have u seen Steve lately?”
‘Nah last I heard he’s cooped up bed rotting’
“Dang somebody should check in on him”

by Leapfrogkid March 25, 2024

‘red the bed’

When you have your period and there’s significant bloody leakage on the sheets when you wake up.

I forgot to put a pad on last night and I ‘red the bed’.

by Aria-Awards-For-Cats April 26, 2023

Bed

*you cannot rest here, there are monsters nearby*

*sleep deprived* “Where are dem mobs, I just wanna sleep in my bed”

by Count Hellsing February 18, 2021

Bench bed

A certain bed you use for sex.

Let's have sex in a bench bed

by G. Dawg October 12, 2021

bed shed

The action of progressively taking off more and more clothes while in bed due to sweatiness or general discomfort (I'm looking at you socks) until one is usually down to their underwear. Tends to be more awkward at sleepovers.

Dad: "Hey Jimmy, bring up all your laundry before you go to bed"
Jimmy: "I'm gonna end up bed shedding anyways, so I'll just bring it up in the morning"

by JimmyMahfety711 June 3, 2021