Only someone as brazen as Al Capone would dare to Tommy-pick a bastard, since not everyone has access to a Tommy gun.
by Sexydimma February 19, 2016
Get the Tommy-pick a bastard mug.A banny bastard is a annoying person who won't shut up about themsleves or if you want to insult an irish man but have nothing better to say it is an Irish term used by legit only one man (me)
by Irish dumbasses in a new car February 20, 2022
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Get the Moaning Bastarditis mug.Person A: "Yo, dude. Where's your girlfriend?"
Person B: "We broke up..."
Person A: "Condition Bastard?"
Person B: "Yeah..."
Person B: "We broke up..."
Person A: "Condition Bastard?"
Person B: "Yeah..."
by Condition_Bastard January 20, 2009
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Original meaning is a illegitimate child (a child who had married parents or divorced parents or parents who aren't together (single)
Original meaning is a illegitimate child (a child who had married parents or divorced parents or parents who aren't together (single)
Bastard
by Hiyalolasr January 23, 2025
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-A millennial male or female that bought a house pre-covid/2019, and loves to inform everyone around them.
Verb
- The act of not leaving the house, when someone ask you to do something, just to gloat about the fact you have a house.
-A millennial male or female that bought a house pre-covid/2019, and loves to inform everyone around them.
Verb
- The act of not leaving the house, when someone ask you to do something, just to gloat about the fact you have a house.
Man 1- Hey bro I will come pick you up? what your address.
Man 2 - Still at my parents place
Man 1 - Ohh you still live at home, I actually just got into the market before 2019 and my house had quad tripled in price in the last 24 hours. sucks to be you.
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Friend 1 - hey man wanna go outside today
Fiends 2 - nahh why I've got a house, why would I ever go outside again.
Friend 1 - Your such a House-Bastard
Man 2 - Still at my parents place
Man 1 - Ohh you still live at home, I actually just got into the market before 2019 and my house had quad tripled in price in the last 24 hours. sucks to be you.
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Friend 1 - hey man wanna go outside today
Fiends 2 - nahh why I've got a house, why would I ever go outside again.
Friend 1 - Your such a House-Bastard
by JoblessDerrick (House-Bastard) August 16, 2024
Get the House-Bastard mug.A New Jerssian Bastard is the fake job of a person 17 years old or younger that lives in New Jersey. This is usually in response to a online sugar mommy or daddy that is offering money when they ask for your job/profession.
F1 “ Yo this chick Mary is tryin to send 1k a week but she asking for my job. What should I say?”
F2 “ Idk say your a miner.”
F1 “ Nah I’ma tell her I’m a professional New Jerssian Bastard.”
F2 “ Idk say your a miner.”
F1 “ Nah I’ma tell her I’m a professional New Jerssian Bastard.”
by Mustafa the 69th May 10, 2022
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