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hack attack

he just gave me a hack attack!
by laney4662 May 2, 2008
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shart attack

That tingling sensation you get in your legs as a consequence of sitting on the toilet for too long, similar to tingling one might get in their arms as a warning of an incoming heart attack.
"Man, that was an unpleasant bathroom experience. I'm totally having a shart attack."
by JohnnyQuest August 7, 2012
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mack attack

1) When ones virtuous nature becomes a severe and complete vice unto others

2) Surprise Trolling/Spam, (the coherence of which is often disputed) in a collection of incoherent spams/trolls. Usually involves bringing back something completely worthless or of insignificant value, in a string of worthless attempts at references or personal history, to shame/bring glory to someone/thing.

3) The first two combined

also known as Cryptic internet trolling
i.e. 'Message Authentication Code'
(hence 'Mack' attack)

in general, this internet technique is dualistic in nature and will half the user's social & IRL life span, upon use.

IRL circumstances you are considered insane
2)

<will> hi mack
<mack> I am so totally going to
<mack> knock back a 100g for will
<mack> I told u I was hardcore
<mack> benzos, restoril
<Zephism> lol
<mack> for a weekend of fun
* wahrheit sets mode +b *@*.AOL
* wahrheit kicked mack (Ripper is half a decade old, Fuck off).
<Zephism> klonopins
<Zephism> haha, mack attacked

3)

<garian> hey mack
<mack> hey garian,
<mack> so I got Z-lined from slacknet
<garian> hahahaha
<mack> Dragon ball Z-lined
<garian> :(
<garian> mack...
<CHz> I hope you die
<mack> >:(
* mack has quit IRC (Dreams do come true >:()
by Gooberjoob October 21, 2008
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Trump attack

This is where massive ducks with bad hair come and eat us.
Ohh nooooo! Its a Trump Attack!!

Did you know there is supposed to be a Trump attack soon!
Oh, i dont want to be eaten. :(
by Pigs_with_moustaches December 12, 2016
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Snap-Back-Golden-Attack

When a human male goes to shake off the last drops from a piss and the last shake of urine doesn't go down, but up.. and flies directly in to the subjects mouth.
Whilst taking a short or long or medium number 1 bathroom break, I shook the shaft close enough to be playing with it, but the final shake (it was my final, because after getting pee in your mouth, you tend to stop doing things..) cemented the Snap-Back-Golden-Attack for grand definition and Urban Dictionary enjoyment.
by HandsomeSasquatch October 26, 2011
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Tisim Attack

When sombody makes dumb decisions and cant control there Autism
The man had a Tisim Attack when he found out he got aids
by Edyke, Treaids, Justdaddy December 11, 2018
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ice cream heart attack

n. The sensation of angina one feels when consuming ice cream too quickly.
I ate my sundae so voraciously that I started getting chest pains but I knew it was just an ice cream heart attack.
by scabbrain May 10, 2010
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