Collegiate Times

The student-run newspaper at Virginia Tech

Hokie #1: "Did you pick up the latest copy of the Collegiate Times?"
Hokie #2: "No."

by Athousandandone October 26, 2016

Time Troll

Unlike a typical internet or IRL Troll, this breed of troll has no malicious intent. They exist only to hear themselves talk. Stories and ideas flow out of their mouths like water from a broken dam with little regard for who might be listening. They are only truly harmful to those who allow themselves to be caught in the torrent, unable to break away for fear of being seen as uncaring or insensitive.

Careful when talking to Sarah. She has a tendency to be a bit of a time troll if you get her talking about cheer-leading.

Once Tom caught me by the water-cooler and spent 20 minutes talking about his weekend! I like the guy, but man he sure can be a time troll sometimes.

by TheRealZappBrannigan July 18, 2018

chad time

When you go off whatever timing you want so you turn up to work an hour late and take extended breaks because you feel like it

1: He’s an hour late
2: Yeah, he’s on Chad Time

by anabsoultelegend April 29, 2020

Bup time

yes epic

Hating this earth and hating the time
Everyone had a Bup time and hated everything for a moment.
The family did not get their cheeseburgers so they had a Bup time.

by Pigilton September 12, 2020

acid time

What is the meaning of acid time? I don't know it's so hard. It's when you consume acid, it slows down time. Or it could speed up time. It's exponential.

"Man, it's been like 20 hours. Acid time."
"So that could mean 5 minutes or 5 years."
"Or both."

by Furry Hippy Pirate Man September 2, 2015

Akshat Time

When you arrive at an event or gathering so extremely late that the experience has already ended several hours ago.

Yo bro, you gonna be on time or you on that Akshat Time?

by V-Cash December 30, 2021

Apple time

An ambiguous measurement of time showing how long it *should* take to download files on Apple products, when in fact it takes much, much longer.

*downloading iOS 7*
iPhone: "Downloading...5 minutes remaining"
*one hour later*
iPhone: "Downloading...17 minutes remaining"
Me: "This must run on Apple time."

by CatPlanet September 18, 2013