Alabama power saw

When you get donkey-punched by two white guys while getting a rim job by a Mexican, face-raped by a ginger, while giving a rusty trombone to a Hawaiian

"man chealsi gives the best alabama powersaws to kade"

"damn samantha marshall alabama power sawed the fuck outta felix"

by Phillip McCrevis May 17, 2011

Alabama threeway

Three-way sex in which at least two of those involved are related. If all three are related it is an Alabama trifecta.

My girlfriend wanted us to have sex with her hot cousin which would have been an awesome Alabama threeway.

by jestill May 23, 2012

alabasterd

a person who is white or light skinded (meaning not black) and is utterly annoying and/or has a big ego for no reason ;an insult

"hey,hey, hey, you guess what... hey you..."

"STFU alabasterd"

"I love my face its so nice and clear and ohmigosh...blahblabaa"

"If you dont get ur alabasterd ass out my face ima flip."

by lookwhaticando April 10, 2013

Alabama Jerk

When a close family relative assists in the performance of a Dutch Rudder.

I love going home for the holidays, I can always count on Mom for an Alabama Jerk.

by Joe Blow1 December 13, 2013

Alabama white boy

A person/people that are usually southern and love and I mean LOVE having sexual intercourse with the family relative, mostly known as the sister.

Me:Dude, look at the Alabama white boy
Friend:Oh, shit stay away from him.
WHITE GUYS, WE ARE ASSHOLES

by IJustQueefedlol February 20, 2017

alabama salad

Alabama Salad is the act of taking a shit in a gaped asshole and eating it out

Randy tossed an alabama salad to his dead puppy

by Alabama salad April 5, 2017

Alabama Bow Tie

When the nuts of one person drapes the sides of the neck of the person giving them a tossed salad.

Yeah I know that skank , she gave me a Alabama Bow Tie for Saint Patrick's Day.

by Alabamabowtie January 1, 2018