Pullin a Johnson

Repeated behavior that leads to gauging your eyes out and ending up in the same situation Andre Johnson is in

You—damn I was pullin a Johnson so hard it stuck to the ceiling
Andre Johnson— kids these days don’t know what it’s like to lose their manhood over a working girl on Wednesday mass and it shows!

by Funny-Face November 25, 2023

Phoenix Johnson

Phoenix Johnson is a one in only girl that loves the outdoors and is probably a pot head

Josh: hey I'm going to smoke with Phoenix Johnson, you coming?

by Thatoneguy00000000 November 26, 2023

Release Smee Johnson

A word for every use. Noun, adjective, verb. Anything you could ever think of. Cat got your tongue? Just release smee Johnson!

It’s been years since I’ve seen you release smee Johnson!!
Man it’s been a while since I’ve release me Johnson

by Releassmeejohnson December 1, 2023

Barbecue Johnson

The act of blowing smoke into a penis and then sucking it out.

"Dude, I was at a party last night and I saw a chick do a Barbecue Johnson on a guy, looked painful as shit."

by CumGutter9000 July 8, 2023

Johnson Pack

When you whip your schlong out, and open a pack in Rainbow Six Siege with your cock. (Made/popularized by Jynxzi)

Holdup lemme do a johnson pack bro, OH SHIT A BLACK ICE

by zgoosr July 21, 2023

Bryce Johnson

Makes females write contracts and is insanely athletic for no reason. He is motion man!!

Have you seen Bryce Johnson? Why is he such a thot!?😂

by Spiffygotastiffy August 6, 2023

Hap Lawrence as Lyndon Johnson

Hap's Lyndon Johnson in Oppenheimer; from courtroom dramas to the White House, a leader is born!

Example of how it's used in a sentence:

Person 1: Who's playing LBJ in Oppenheimer?

Person 2: Hap Lawrence as Lyndon Johnson, the legal eagle from those courtroom dramas. He's a President now!

by courtofowls August 23, 2023