Johnny

A person with a unbelievable large cock.

Oh look, do you see the thing in his trousers? He has to be a Johnny.

by Gnardagagadada February 18, 2017

Johnny foreskin

A person named Johnny that has a concerning amount of foreskin

Calakta: I hate foreskin
Johnny foreskin: bitch
Calakta: *gets submerged in foreskin*
Johnny foreskin: die bitch

by Meat itteruptted June 22, 2023

Johnny Kurniawan

Johnny Kurniawan likes haircuts in cukur Bogor , he often comes to stop by Bogor Because Bogor is everything to him, he really likes Bogor, what more if he has a haircut he likes Brandon the most

Johnny Kurniawan

by JoniKurni November 23, 2021

Johnny swindon

A very sexy man that loves his bald hair

Johnny Swindon runs his head whilst being a baldy fudge packer

by Johnny swindon September 8, 2025

johnny boys

Johnny boys are jealous man hoes who like everything for themselves. Including hoes, money, wives, houses, etc.

Its a turf war between johnny boys in the streets of la.

by aromabinger March 22, 2024

Johnny

Noun: A person who says the most despicably stupid things and then pretends that he didn't say it the next day

"Which ones better axe or old spice."
"The superior one is clearly axe. Axe is amazing."
"God why are you being such a Johnny."

by anonymous May 3, 2023

Vanilla Johnny

The only thing I have ever been addicted to. He is funny, smart, hot as fuck, and I'd bow down and worship him like the king he is anyday. He's the only one who holds the power. The only person who has ever captured my full attention and is powerful enough to hold the key that unlocks everything, anything, anyplace, anytime.

Damn, did you see Vanilla Johnny over there?

I did. I'd love to grab a coke with him tonight... I know that vanilla coke will be the best ever.

by youaremy#1 yo October 12, 2023