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Johnny E

Johnny E has a massive cock and is super charismatic. He makes sure everyone knows about how big his massive cock is and the fact that he's a Beatles fan. He plays the guitar like he fingers pussy but he sings like two keys off. He's a manwhore that likes to fuck around with as many biddies as possible. From the second he wakes up, he's only thinking about how he can impale the next bitch with his meat rod. He can last hours and nuts gallons. His long hair makes him look like John Lennon and he drives a nice car but his huge cock weighs it down so he has to go slow over any bumps to prevent the car's bottom from scraping
Person1: Yo, what's up Johnny E?
Johnny E: Hey do you know this song by the Beatles?
Person1: Ai, shut the fuck up.
by badussy2.0 February 9, 2022
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Johnny Depp

When you smoke so much weed that you walk like Jack Sparrow from Pirates of the Caribbean.
Woah dude... Clark got so smoked last night that he Johnny Depped all the way back to his house.
by Yoipman5000 April 4, 2019
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Johnny

A fairly nice person who only ever plays Monster Hunter and watches Community.
"Hey, wanna go see if Johnny can join us today?"
"Nah man, he's probably playing Monster Hunter and watching Community"
by Azhidal November 16, 2020
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Johnny-Cum-Lately

A person who has recently jumped on the bandwagon of jerking off to a particular type of pornography. Derived from a copypasta revolving around size-porn.

Listen here fucker.
I have been jerking off exclusively to size content since I was 11. Twice a day, every day, for the past 16 years, I have scoured the internet for every single piece of Giantess, Shrinking, Macrophilia, every fetish and subfetish contained within. All of it.
There was a point up until the pandemic in 2020 when I literally had seen and read every single piece of content concerning big women.
Don't you fucking sit there and tell me "you've never been this horny for Galactus" before you piece of shit. Her name is GALACTA, and YES, I have known about her. I have always known about her. She was my most niche waifu, my prized possession. There were EXACTLY SIX PIECES OF FANART dedicated to this character prior to 2024.
Now she is a global phenomenon. I could not be more proud or happy. However I will fucking kill you if you try and tell me I'm some Johnny-cum-lately who just hopped on the band wagon.
However I will fucking kill you if you try and tell me I'm some Johnny-cum-lately who just hopped on the band wagon.
by ButOneOfMyManyFaces February 12, 2025
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Johnny

A man who’s the Most intelligent, Deep Thinker, Thinks outside the box space sky, he’s thinks everything in life & after death & end of the world. Has Zero Intrusive thoughts because he’s built different & deserves to live Great.
Johnny is not a lame name anymore, Johnny yes papa, The world will know his Name for something greater & above average.
by Unknown8244 August 9, 2023
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johnny McGross

The type of person that can make a crowd bust out in an uncontrollable laugh, and one tbat can drink pitchers of beer or captain morgan for days on end and loves to flick a dames beans,, also honest and a good hearted chap ,, but has a hard time sniffing coke off strippers asses at times
by Greaser 21 February 2, 2021
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Johnny wants the jet

When someone gives you a lowball offer for something, but you want it all.
Pepsi: "We offer you 1 million dollars to settle this case."

Me: "Johnny wants the jet."

Pepsi: "*Sigh*, alright"
by Tash_Fin November 25, 2022
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