ben oz

a fucking cretin, of a level unknown to mankind

"oh my fucking god that kid is such a ben oz"

by SHERLOIDBAISHER LOID October 27, 2019

Ben simmons

(v.) Passing a wide open layup
(n.) In a state that you are afraid too shoot the ball

He just ben Simmons'd the layup

by Leking james November 23, 2021

Ben Dover

Every Year 7 kid's Kahoot name

Teacher: 'Who is Ben Dover'
Year 7 Kid: 'Hee hee bend over'
Year 7 friends: 'Hee hee'

Teacher: 'Mike Oxlong came second and Nick Gherr came third well done everyone'

by Oweener June 8, 2023

Ben Styles

the nicest dude you would ever meet. He was so lucky to meet the love of his life Harry Edward Styles. Ben goes on tour with harry all the time and loves to watch his boyfriend perform. Ben and Harry live together for many years and then will die in each others arms. Ben is supportive and handsome and hot and humble and cool. Ben is so slay.

Ben Styles marries harry styles

by stylesbb February 22, 2023

Ben Simmons

Complete shit with a terrible jumpshot and always gets worse as they go

Me: I couldn’t aim my shit in a toilet and it keeps getting worse
My friend: Yea bro that might be Ben Simmons disorder

by No lies detected February 24, 2023

Ben Williamson

Loves weed more than the human race. Can transform into a pile clothes if needed. When you see a Ben Williamson you know it 10 there's no questioning because your dick gets hard or your pussy gets wet but if you have both you won't recognize him not. Just know that if your dick gets hard it's okay but you're barking up the wrong tree. He has a hard time walking down the street because his balls weigh 15 lb a piece and he always has a back brace again he has 30 pounds worth of balls in his pants. Has to get his underwear custom-made to support these gigantic balls. Each ball has a gangster face tattooed on them one of them is smoking a blunt and the other one telepathically talking shit to you. His only downfall is that he also has three dicks two of them talk one on then uses sign language with his pubic hair.

Have you seen the new magic show by that guy Ben Williamson apparently his dick and balls get into a fist fight after it was all over with he just floated away and then did a car trick in midair.

by King Flippy Nippz June 25, 2022

Ben Ross

He is a sick fuck he pioneered a new wway for the alabama hotpocket, peruvian breakfast, and al lot of others. he has successfully jacked off in 26 of the 48 continental states including Alaska and Costa Rico. Beaten off to middle school girls in years books/myspace and to 6 of the last 10 years of hooters calanders.

Ben Ross takes it in the ass.

by Monkey_lovr-tits_260 May 12, 2009