Brick

Something that will split somebody's shit.

Harry- He's out of bricks, how many fingers am I holding up?

by Solid Mantis February 26, 2021

Brick layer

Someone who tells unfunny jokes.

“*unfunny insult or joke*”
“BRRICKLAYER”

bro is a brick layer

by Bricklayerrr June 5, 2024

Brick

Pertaining to cold weather. Typically used to exclaim how cold is it outside. Originated in New York.

“Yo it’s mad Brick outside..”

by Matias.. January 18, 2024

glent brick jumpy vozhd waqfs

The first five words everyone guesses on Wordle because it uses every letter in the alphabet except for x

Person A: What are the best words to guess in Wordle?
Person B: glent brick jumpy vozhd waqfs

by US6506148 B2 January 6, 2024

Brick

Used as a concept of time for ones own imagination in reference to something else. Brick varies from person to person, could mean seconds or years. Who wouldn't want to say brick instead of minute.

"I haven't seen Happy Gilmore in a brick"
"It has been a brick since I've gotten a roadie"

by LCopeCope March 2, 2017

yellow brick choad

A yellow brick road in a shape of a large Penis and when someone steps on it all you hears is a deep throat noise.

"Yo bro Stacy is such a slut!"
"Bro why?"
"Didn't you hear she walked on the yellow brick choad."

by Gabyzee May 26, 2017

Brick

An object that slaves in ancient Egypt were forced to spend their lives making for Pharoah who is an asshole and wouldn't even give them straw. A rectangular baked piece of clay that can be used to build prisons, churches, schools, and the the building you work at doing a job you could live without to pay a mortgage on a house made of bricks that you cannot afford. A handheld computer powerful enough to perform all the calculations necessary to build a rocket and get off this hellride, but is generally used to ruin your life and live in a world where your opinion is always the correct one because of logarithms and bubble butts, so you shut the fuck up and make another brick. A tool for joyless masturbation intellectually, emotionally, politically, spiritually, socially yet not sexually, since real people are getting seriously harmed for weak sauce.

Yo, lemme use your brick, I wanna break my face.

I got drunk and used my brick to get fired from my job by throwing it at my bosses wife. Now, I'm unemployed and I have three girlfriends who all hate me, I used to have a job, a wife and a mistress and the latest, most, rammiest, fastest Phone in the world! I was wrong...just a brick with a picture of my dick .

by Muhammed_don't_make_an_image April 13, 2020