National fuck your dog day

On March 2nd you can fuck your own dog! legally!

Hey alec remember when you dreamed fucking your dog? Well now you can! On National fuck your dog day!

by AlecIsHot March 2, 2023

Your mom

is gay

"hey bobby your mom is gay"
"no she isn't bobby"

by isabot0 October 20, 2021

Your mum

A term used quite openly at a certain car dealership, perfect reply to any profanity used against you! Most of the time it’s lewis’s Mum.

Your such a nob!
Your mum!

by ZR89 July 1, 2018

Drinking with Your Pinky Up

Someone who is too high minded and sididdy that they think there Royalty or something like that.

DAVID: BITCH, THIS IS MY HOUSE AND YOU KNOW IT!!
KATHERINE: WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE COMING AROUND HERE TALKING TO ME LIKE THAT. YOU MUST BE DRINKING WITH YOUR PINKY UP. GET YOUR HEAD OUT THE CLOUDS, DAVID.

(Enters in next door neighbor)
Jared: Could ya'll keep it down or close the door . We're having a study group next door. Oh, and ya'll are in a library.

by Thatfatgirl1985. November 28, 2017

your momie

An word play on your mom, sometimes said when saying doing your mom in UK. (that's a joke, but still funny)
Momie is pronounced mom-eeye

Peter says, "Hey David! What do you do on weekends?"
Dave says, "I do YOUR MOMIE on weekends "

by your_father(less) February 12, 2023

Don’t know your born

Having alll the nice things, nice cars, clothes, hair, holidays etc.

You don’t know your born, we never had all this when I was a kid.

by Urbantheturban July 8, 2019

Kick your equestrian friend

National Kick your equestrian friend day is on august 23 where you kick your equestrian friend

Hi today is national kick your equestrian friend day

by anonymous August 22, 2021