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Wait does my crush like me??

No. Get the fuck out of here if you think that. If you say that, you will be struck by an arrow that says, FUCK OFF and you get smited to hell in under a second. Dont ever question it.
Bruce: Wait does my crush like me??
Jenna: HEY LUCIFER! GO FUCKING SHOOT THIS FUCKTARD WITH THE ARROW
by Boomfuckalacka November 17, 2019
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break my finger (off) in his butt

(When one's offer of help has been rebuffed) to take offence and therefore actively endeavour to worsen a situation.
I tried to help Brian out, but he was just really rude to me. So I decided to break my finger (off) in his butt. Bloody bastard!
by TaNeaGrafika April 19, 2008
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you are ruining my chances of getting a puppy!

That is correct โ˜†๐™จ๐™๐™–๐™ฌ๐™ฉ๐™ฎโ˜†
You are ruining my chances of getting a puppy!
by Cloudii.vss April 29, 2021
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id let her pee in my face

A phrase used to describe a girls hotness
"damn did you see Hopes black g string sticking out of her pants, Id let her pee in my face just to see between her legs"
by Ratheon August 24, 2007
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Taking My Talents to South Beach

to betray, to defect
Hey bob, do you want to play for our team? We don't have any good players.

<joins opposing team> Sorry, I'll be taking my talents to south beach.
by piximon July 10, 2010
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Take some Groceries out of my Trunk

The act of defication, to take a dump, to have a crap.
Doug "Hey Rob , where were you?"
Rob "I just went down to take some groceries out of my trunk"
Doug "Oh thats what that smell was"
by Doogie Robertson November 4, 2006
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