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Chainsaw Shits

When machine gun farts go too far and one shits his pants in a rhythmic and poetic barrage of farts and turds that tears open one’s butthole.
After that burrito, I had machine gun farts that evolved into a bad case of Chainsaw Shits. But you know what they say, never trust a fart... it’s just an asshole talking shit.
by Neighty1 June 28, 2019
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Bucket of shit

When you're dealing with a bunch of connected issues (usually at work) that are not really your problem but you now have to resolve it.
Joe: I heard John resigned yesterday? Doesn't he report to you?

Jane: Yes, I tried to deal with that bucket of shit because HR did not. However, John had already made up his mind!
by Master_Bate October 11, 2022
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The living shit

Me-I am gonna beat the living shit out of you
by Shooosh December 16, 2024
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Shit Bank Llc

Its a bank that works and does its job. Any process controls that require additional functionality outside the standard definitions of banking may be done at shit bank llc, for any other banking needs please refer to the normal bank brand names advertised in every country
Could you find shit bank llc anywhere? No I couldn't find shit bank llc there's only normal banks with normal banking activity. Zero balances are cool for everyone! Everyone should have zero balances for years with no work arrounds.
by Patrick the Starfish001 January 6, 2024
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Rouge shit

The shit that gets stuck to your arse hairs and is always a pain to wipe because it stings so much
Ahh Fuck I think it’s a rouge shit!!
by ieattheovaries May 12, 2019
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The gud shit

A collection of the finest porno available.
Man kind's most valuable invention.
yo nibba send me the gud shit from last nite
by CheesyOof April 23, 2018
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Shit

This shit smells like mama June.I am not eating it
by Old Hero April 1, 2019
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