monkeys ate my skidmark undies

Any point in which a herd of monkeys try to rape you, and steal your paxton, and eat your skidmarks.

Ben robbed a guy of his undies, and ate the skid marks, and licked it dry

by brownie hound April 30, 2003

This isnt where i parked my car

A phrase commonly used to get out of an awkward situation.

Cooper walks in on drakes mom, cooper says this isnt where i parked my car.

by THUMP3R May 27, 2010

throw up a little bit in my mouth

involuntary flood of pre throw up salty slavering in my mouth

Every time I see or hear anything at all about any of the Kardashian/Jenner freak show, I automatically begin the involuntary flood of pre throw up salty slavering in my mouth and I have to take a promethazine tablet for nausea. It doesn't always work so then I throw up a little bit in my mouth.

by AL K HOL March 26, 2016

she succ me thru my jort

When a woman orally pleases a male through a pair of gym shorts.

"What did you do with Becky last night?"
"she succ me thru my jort"

by regionalatleast March 3, 2017

get your dick off my back

When a man is getting all up in your grill either phisicly or otherwise.

Hey John where is that quarterly report?

Shut up Bill GET YOUR DICK OFF MY BACK!

by targonot May 15, 2015

Eating At The Worst Reviewed Restaurant In My City

A stupid-ass fucking trend created by a YouTuber called PhillpSoloTv that many other stupid idiots tried to copy. Basically, in these YouTube videos, people go on Yelp to find their worst reviewed restaurant and read the reviews of that restaurant. Then, they actually go to that restaurant, and when they get there, they usually don’t film the outside of the restaurant because they “don’t want to give away the location or the name of the restaurant”. So they don’t film the outside of the restaurant for some odd fucking reason. Anyways, when they get inside the restaurant they order their food and when they eat their food, they claim that they found something in their food (like a hair or something) But it’s very obvious that they put it in there themselves just to get views. One video I watched someone found a cockroach in their food but it’s very obvious that they put it in there themselves. Some videos I watched they make us think the food is from the actual restaurant and they eat the food somewhere else (like a park or their house) but really, they made the food themselves. This shows how fucking stupid Youtubers can be.

The Eating At The Worst Reviewed Restaurant In My City is a fucking stupid trend!

by Minecraft1238 January 14, 2019

Put your plug in my headphone jack

This is also known as computer or technology sex

Ooh I put your plug in my headphone jack . Oof You made a computer pregnant and now she gave birth to USB Drive. You sick bastard

by one_sexy_mother_fucker_69 January 27, 2019