my tiny stinky hooker butthole

my tiny stinky hooker butthole wants a dick inside it

Oh yeah give it to me in my tiny stinky hooker butthole

by banana coochie January 9, 2022

How to kill my guy friend

Kick him in the Penis

Me: Imma kill him...
Next second
Kicks him in the Balls
Him: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA WHY DID U ASK ALEXA HOW TO KILL MY GUY FRIEND YOU'RE CRAZY!

by Dontaskmewhyimhere June 14, 2021

don't stick your dick in my back

Doing something unsolicited and extremely unwelcome to another. Additionally, wise advice that every heterosexual male in a committed relationship should heed. Also abbreviated as dsydimb.

This phrase arises from the bewildering and hostility-invoking belief that a girl will get turned on and want to have sex if her partner sticks his erect dick in her back while she is trying to sleep. For unknown reasons, all heterosexual males engage in this behavior with their significant other and seem not to notice or ever learn that foreplay or some other less aggravating tactic would actually be far more effective.

Example:
YourMom: Hey, I signed you up as a counselor at Carol's kid's churchcamp this summer.
Lil Lis: Don't stick your dick in my back, man.

Next example:
Guy: Wake up Jane, I want to have sex.
Gal: Don't stick your dick in my back. Now I just want to kill you.

by thundersnow December 12, 2010

get your dick outta' my chips

A way to tell someone that they are being nosy, or are getting in your business and bothering you.

Bob was at work on his widget machine and Larry started bothering him by asking him questions about how he was doing his job. Bob responded,"Hey man, get your dick outta' my chips!"

by Hans Mantis April 8, 2008

calling my phone - lil tjay, 6lack

something that melbourne people put on their snap stories for some reason

have u heard the song "calling my phone - lil tjay, 6lack"? Oh is that the one that all the melbourne kids put on their stories? yea

by gabrielle_is_bored March 27, 2021

get off my lawn

a general statement
it means whatever you wish it to mean
Yes, yes even cheese is good.

Get off my lawn!

by Jebus Bob Rice March 7, 2003

get my stuff fixed up in Austin

To get Brokeback'd, as in Brokeback Mountain.

Peter went to "get my stuff fixed up in Austin", had 1 shot to drink, and started hanging out with the "cowboys".

by Brokeback Hsu April 16, 2007