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Wipe you off

I’m glad you got out of there OK that guy was about to wipe you off!
by Knasty July 24, 2020
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If I'd known you were coming, I'd have shaved my beard

Da "parody on da cake-baking saying" remark dat you smilingly say to a cute chick whom you've unexpectedly met somewhere, and you are savoringly pressing her soft warm palms against yer fuzzy cheeks.
I always love joking around about, "If I'd known you were coming, I'd have shaved my beard" wif pretty girls whom I befriend; said humorous remark always gets da biggest amused giggle-fits outta dem.
by QuacksO October 22, 2023
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FUCK YOU

by prendon January 13, 2024
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If you know, you know

That was YOUR argument. You just tried to argue that me knowing thing was meaningless. Me knowing isn't going to do anything for you. It needs to be CONFIRMED. BY YOU. DIRECTLY. And if you don't like what's happening now you are REALLY not going to like what happens if you try to do things the hard way.
Hym "If you know, you know. And know this: I'm going to execute who ever is speaking in that voice and if you try to defend them you will die with them."
by Hym Iam September 11, 2025
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you

someone who reads urban dictionary definitions. . .for some reason
by Imnotthatimportant April 15, 2022
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K-Fed you

Mooching money from your rich ex-wife
Make her have kids
Make her leave her career
Make the her Go crazy
Do what The Pimp Manual tell you to do to get laid and paid,
Prophet is Katt Williams -
Don't mess with that dude he is gonna K-fed you dumb ass.
by atthefearossoundingrepetitive February 4, 2009
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