my left ass cheek

A-Half-hearted response to a question that isn't important.

B-Sarcastic response to a serious question.

C-The answer given when asked a question you don't know the answer to. Ususally spoken as a question.

Example for def. A-

Person A- "What are you doing tonight?"
Person B- "My left ass cheek."

Example for def. B-

A- "Where did my purse/keys/wallet go?"
B- "My left ass cheek."

Example for def. C-

A- "Billy, what is the Capital of Zimbabwe?"
b "My left ass cheek?"

by resisdisciple May 18, 2006

piss out your ass

When you sit down to take a shit, it ends up being all liquid, and sounds like your pissing in the toilet.

You shouldn't have ate that Taco Bell. Now you are going to piss out your ass all day.

by name818 December 21, 2008

kiss my ass goodbye

A sassy way of saying "I'm breaking up with you."

Boyfriend: I'm sorry, ok? Let it go and I'll take you to the-
Girlfriend: Kiss my ass goodbye

by much_professional June 14, 2018

Smart ass Internet people

Annoying ass people that use the internet to hide themselves and talk crap in a smart ass logical genuis way. And somehow think that there better than everyone else and say that everything created in earth that people like or enjoy are retarded and immature.

NORMAL PERSON:likes something on internet
Smart ass Internet people:OH thats gay and for little kids.

by cracker mijo August 21, 2011

National grab ass month

ITS THE WHOLE MONTH OF OCTOBER!!!!!!!!!! GRAB SOME ASS BOYSSSSSSSSSS

ITS NATIONAL GRAB ASS MONTH, LETS GRAB SOME ASS

by USER 12344123 September 30, 2019

stupid ass mother fucker

someone dumb as fucking shit and whose useless as nipples on a man

He's a stupid ass mother fucker.

by kitten cat fucker August 5, 2010

shitty loser-ass Lions

Detroit Lions.
A team that really sucks monkey balls. They will NEVER make it to the superbowl, let alone win it. They suck ass, and there fans are a bunch of fags and losers themselves.

Team slogan should be: " Theres always next year."

Me: HA HA lions lose again they really suck!

Eric: That what I get for liking the shitty loser-ass lions. oh well. Theres always next year."

by BigRay0069 August 1, 2008