"Bob's welding was awful, he really doesn't know what he's doing."
"What? His welds were perfect, you're just shitting on the chickens."
"What? His welds were perfect, you're just shitting on the chickens."
by ManateeSteve January 21, 2023
Get the Shitting on the Chickens mug.After the mythological Greek King Midas, whose touch turned things into pure gold: Someone whose actions create trouble, misery, chaos, fear, and cruelty. (Coined 3 June 2025 by a California nurse.)
Those tariffs; the illegal deportations; those attacks on law firms and universities; the depredations of Elon Musk and DOGE; the slashing of congressionally approved funding; the mass firings--that Trump is a total shit-Midas.
by Reglet June 4, 2025
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Get the Shit mug.The art of shitting with so much force that it is as if a cannon is going off inside your ass, thus creating an explosion of shit.
"Bro I just took the heaviest shit out, it got onto the seat and the rim!"
"Fuck me, that's one hell of a cannon shit!"
"Fuck me, that's one hell of a cannon shit!"
by swankles May 11, 2016
Get the cannon shit mug.A Bison shit Stampede is what results when someone goes to a Buffalo Wild Wings and becomes adventurous with the spicier sauce on the wing menu. Unless equipped with bowels of steel, the result is a rush to the bathroom. Followed by a "stampede" of shit, usually in liquid form.
"John tried the 'wild' sauce. Judging by the screaming coming from the bathroom? He's probably in the middle of a Bison shit Stampede."
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