When someone's hair is comically without texture, a guy that uses mathematical concepts and the golden ratio to make his hair attract the least bitches possible, combs his hair and makes it look like plastic, uses gel like it's free and normally does shitty haircuts that make his face even more horrendous than it is, normally happens to white rich boys who think they have the best haircut in a 5 mile radius
"Jack thinks he's rocking his new haircut and style but little does he know it's just rich boy hair"
by Borzoilover February 5, 2024
Get the Rich boy hairmug. by al coholic123 June 13, 2024
Get the jori boymug. The dankest group in this known universe made up of the best kidz, will come whoop anyone's ass when they're together.
by BobCross January 17, 2018
Get the DC and the Boismug. by Your moms guy April 2, 2022
Get the Island boimug. Boy: Did you see the Johnson boys today?
Girl: Yeah they think they can skate, but there a bunch of fake ass beaners.
Girl: Yeah they think they can skate, but there a bunch of fake ass beaners.
by jgggggg76yhvghfvgvhvhvh February 21, 2009
Get the Johnson Boysmug. by DefiningBitchxox March 17, 2017
Get the fuck boymug. by Cheesy boy April 12, 2022
Get the cheesy boymug.