this isn't where i parked my car

If you are ever in a bad situation, use this line to avoid danger. It will get save you from getting your ass kicked!

Scotty: Soccer (football) hooligans
Cooper: Hey this isn't where i parked my car!
Hooligan: Oi! Who the bloody hell are you?. This is a private members bar, exclusively for the supporters of the of the shittest football team in the world (Manchester United). Now please... enlighten me... WHO THE FUCK ARE YA?
Cooper: That is a good question and... Scotty...
Scotty: We are the Manchester United fan club from Ohio
Hooligan: If you're Manchester United supporters, sing the Manchester United song
Scotty: Excuse me i'm sorry, i'm not much of a singer
Hooligan: *smashes bottle as a threat* SING!
Scotty: My Baby takes the morning train, he works from 9 to 5 and then, he takes another home again to find me watching the Manchester United FOOTBALL TEAM! (slaps hooligan on chest in excitement) eh?. The best (but shittest) freaking team in all the land Woohoo!
Cooper: *Smiles and approves*
Hooligan: Pretty good... PRETTY DAMN GOOD LADS!
Hooligans: YEAH!

Scotty and Cooper have proved they are manchester united fans after all.

As you can see Cooper used This isn't where i parked my car early on, but we all know the hooligans just wanted to hear scotty sing... coopers this isn't where i parked my car was good enough on its own!

by Goonerbear93 May 4, 2010

Oh hard damn, this is my jam

expression used to laugh off a shitty situation. like' oh what the the hell, its okay' or 'screw it, it's not important'

person a: SHIT I DIDNT SAVE THE FILE
person b: oh hard damn, this is my jam
person a: yeah screw it, who gives a shit

by shineshineblind May 11, 2009

butter my back and call me a biscuit

Something to be said when some thing completely and utterly random happens/is said.

Duncan: "Hey, do guys seen my chocolate salamander?"
Fandango: "Well butter my back and call me a biscuit!"

by Zorgithatoob November 30, 2010

I'm gonna shove it up my ass

another way of saying "I love it so much"

Friend: hey have you heard Fall Out Boy's new single?

Me: yeS IT'S SO GOOD I'M GONNA SHOVE IT UP MY ASS

Friend: what

by hornyaf December 28, 2014

Haha Jonathan you are banging my daughter

Funny meme.
Haha Jonathan you are banging my daught- *GUNSHOTS*

"Hi sorry I was late I was doing stuff."
"It's okay... I am stuff"
"OMG!!!! Stuff!!!No!!!"
"Haha Jonathan you are banging my daughter"

by sussy baka!!!!!! June 22, 2021

I thlammed my penith in the car door

A classic quote from Daffy Duck, a dog named Parappa has no mercy and just repeats their line despite being in pain

Daffy: I thlammed my penith in the car door
Parappa: YOU slammed your PENIS in the car door

by CyberNutz October 10, 2021

Heart dropped out of my booty hole

When you get scared or spooked and it feels like your heart fell out of your body.

Omg, my heart dropped out of my booty hole.

by Liz Poobrain January 21, 2023