by Yung-Zombie September 27, 2022

That special breed of zombie in Nazi Zombies that's 5 levels to early. They are capable of surviving multiple headshots, a nuke, a knife on insta kill, and can knock you down with one hit no matter what.
Joe: YEAH! LEVEL 30!
Bob: Did you a glitch or lapping?
Joe: Neither, I'm just that-
Bob: Super Zombie?
Joe: &@#$ %&( #@%^%$^!!!!!!!
Bob: Did you a glitch or lapping?
Joe: Neither, I'm just that-
Bob: Super Zombie?
Joe: &@#$ %&( #@%^%$^!!!!!!!
by Komodo_15 August 13, 2011

Someone who wants to communicate by text rather than by phone or in person. They want to text because they feed on texts like zombies feed on brains.
This tinder guy is a text zombie. I feel so drained by all these texts like he’s trying to feast on me instead of trying to date me.
by UrbanLady!!!!! August 31, 2020

Bro: "Man, it's getting hot. I gotta find me some shade".
Sis: "Dude, you are such a shade zombie.... Shaaaade, shaaaade. There's some over there".
Sis: "Dude, you are such a shade zombie.... Shaaaade, shaaaade. There's some over there".
by mcbell December 9, 2012

by Yeab01 October 26, 2020

Real Estate Agent: Would you like to but some waterfront property in Arizona?
Potential Property Buyer: Hell no! Does it look like I have a zombie cap on!?
Teacher: Can anyone tell me what two plus two equals?
Student: That would, uuh, be five?
Teacher: Wrong! Take off your zombie cap and pay attention!
Potential Property Buyer: Hell no! Does it look like I have a zombie cap on!?
Teacher: Can anyone tell me what two plus two equals?
Student: That would, uuh, be five?
Teacher: Wrong! Take off your zombie cap and pay attention!
by Bonified Cracker November 17, 2011

by Spit 2 March 8, 2021
