Punching the bird

Have a mans dick punched until it is numb and then proceeding to do the same to his balls

She was punching the bird all night.

by Tackling February 21, 2019

Marcus Bird

The all time ultimate person known on the planet.
Hung like a horse similar to a normal Marcus, but slightly more power behind horse!

If you have a Marcus, you got yourself a Winner,
If you have a Marcus Bird, you will only soar in overall success.

"Your names Marcus Bird isn't it?"
*"How do you know?"
"We all know!"

"How good is Marcus Bird?"
^ STUPID QUESTION

by Mcus77 January 18, 2012

Birds of shame

The first birds you hear chirping after staying up all night doing cocaine.

Max and I split an eight ball and stayed up until we heard the birds of shame at sunrise.

by Afipsycho June 21, 2021

brine the bird

delivering a particularly appropriate or skillful finger-extending gesture

After an idiot driver stopped short in front of him, Scott used one hand to steer the car into the other lane and the other to brine the bird at the other driver.

by HuertDog April 4, 2009

Razzling the Birds

when birds are sitting in a tree, on a branch that is able to be reached from ground level. One or more persons of either sex walks up to the tree and skakes the branch. the birds in the tree have now been razzled.

"hey Jame and Warrandi, some birds over there, wanna go razzle them."

"look at those guys over there, they are defs Razzling the Birds"

by Mr Berd August 23, 2012

Bush Bird

when a president has went to jail before like George W. Bush who was the first president to go to jail

The Bush Bird could relate to minorities’ struggles like no other because he was locked down.

by Coop Dupe November 23, 2019

Bird Tax

Proper social etiquette among parrots is to eat all meals with their flock. "Bird tax" is the portion of every meal eaten within earshot of your parrot. It must be paid to your parrot at the start of said meal as reimbursement for removing your parrot from the wild, or else it will be forcibly collected.*

*Also applies to some budgies and other household birds; this bird law sometimes extends to wild birds living near restaurants and picnic sites, though the legality/enforceability in those situations is questionable.

"Your bird just stole a piece of my blueberry waffle!"

"Don't be rude! My bird doesn't steal! She collects bird tax. Everyone who eats in our home is considered flock and must pay bird tax."

"Why?"

"It's bird law."

Bird "Look at me. Look at me. I'm the captain now." (Squawk translation).

by Mother_of_Dragon December 19, 2022