I'm Not Seeing Enough Movement

The last words of the popular fortnite streamer Ninja after he attempted to make 1 million people in the Times Square do the floss dance.

"Can we make 1 million people do this crazy fortnite dance?"
*no one gives a damn*
"i'm not seeing enough movement"

by HighElfArcher January 17, 2019

Trust me, I'm an engineer

when you build structurally questionable buildings and unreliable solutions to problems but you're an engineer so everyone has no choice but to trust that your methods won't fuck up

Person 1: "Are you sure it's okay to balance a forklift on a forklift to reach that shelf?"
Person 2: "Trust me, I'm an engineer!"

by ekim004 April 20, 2016

I'm So Fucked Up

What you say when you just masturbated to completion regarding anything you deem as immoral or are disgusted by now looking back on it.

Person fapping to a girl in a coma, just completed: *raises hand, palm faced upward with semen all over* I'm so fucked up.

by Evangelion Fan 02 November 08, 2019

i'm going to get the milk!

The thing Dad's say when they make a break for it. The last thing I heard from my dad.

Dad: Be right back, honey! I'm going to get the milk!
Mom: Just go, Have fun with HANNAH!
Dad: Wow! Thanks, I will!

by SoNotTaylor December 03, 2020

I'm so fucking bored

A four word phrase typed into google search when one finds they have nothing to do and has had nothing to do for a long period of time. I'm so fucking bored is more commonly searched by teenager, specifically males who are out of things to do during the months of summer vacation.

You: "I'M SO FUCKING BORED"
Google: I'm sorry there are no search results for "i'm so fucking bored". Did you mean "I want to shoot myself"?

by Indierockandroll August 13, 2010

'Dude', I'm Chuck Bass

The definition of awesomeness.

Jenny: Chuck, you're totally overracting, I'm really fine.
European ambasador kid: Dude, the lady said she's fine.
Chuck: 'Dude', I'm Chuck Bass. Even the europeans must know what that means.

by Chuck Bass fan February 06, 2010

I'm so fucking bored

Being so bored that you've got nothing else to do in this world so you come on here some reason

Person: I'm so fucking bored that I cant think of this shit
Urban Dictionary: GET "I'm so fucking bored" ON A MUG

by Your bored to? cool ima hang May 19, 2018