prosecco walk

A walk outside, e.g. around the block, with a glass of prosecco as a brief escape from the endless whirl of news about catastrophic events (e.g. a brutal military invasion of a sovereign, democratic nation).

Ugh, I've been staring at news from Ukraine all day, it's so sad and infuriating. Let's get some fresh air and go on a prosecco walk.

We've been staring at our phones for 4 hours now. Instead of increasing our anxiety levels even more, let's discuss how we can call on our government to actually help with the situation on a prosecco walk.

by Phreddd February 26, 2022

Walking Whale

A walking whale is metaphor for some one who you see that is immense and overly obese.

Did you see that guy in the food court? He was a total walking whale!!!!

by guitarvirtuoso14762 October 4, 2011

Nature Walk

that’s pretty neat!

Today we’re going on a nature walk

by cutout July 1, 2021

Speed Walks

Same thing as the "Runs" except its most commonly used when describing a morbidly obese person's Hershey Squirts. because they can't "Run". Only Speed Walk .

Steve: "Hey fatass, didn't I warn you about getting 30 dollars worth of Taco Bell food."

Greg: "Shut up bitch, I had the speed walks all night. Totally worth it though. 10/10 would do again."

Steve: "Dumbass."

by BrownBearr November 17, 2017

Walk Shop

To thoroughly walk to the intended destination usually being a store or shop.

Ebo ''Walk shop?''
Anto ''for what''
Ebo ''drink''
anto ''sure''

by FairPower July 16, 2011

Crip walk

When a dyslexic person aka Karlee forgets the word for a car show

Can we go to a crip walk tomorrow

by I am a pimp sorry bout it January 13, 2022

Walking Burger

Typically purchased en-route, from the saver menu. A Walking Burger is a small portable burger capable of being eaten on the move or stashed away in a coat pocket.

Dan: "I'm hungry. It's shame we don't have time to eat."
Vernon: "Don't worry. We'll swing by McD's on the way and grab a couple of walking burgers."

by TopCat94 January 17, 2018