Two Toes Thompson

Used when referring to someone as great as the american hero two toes thompson.
Justin is so awesome, he's such a two toes thompson.
by David13 February 17, 2009
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Two-Toed Thomas

It's a Thomas, but with eight fewer toes than a regular Thomas. Rumor has it, Thomas ate his toes which is why he only has two.
He's called Two-Toed Thomas on account of he only has two toes.
by fizzeh January 15, 2019
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Two Left Cheeks

Phrase expressing the inability to twerk.

A derivation from the phrase, "two left feet" which is used to refer to someone who can't dance.
Bro 1: Dude, tried to learn how to twerk after watching the new Miley Cyrus video. Two hours later, all I had was sore calfs -- just can't twerk no matter how hard I try!

Bro 2: You must have two left cheeks, man.
by Zoren Shoeman July 01, 2013
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Two Dicks Deep

When you're to busy
Sorry Susan I cant hang out this weekend I'm two dicks deep in homework
by Rinucard April 10, 2019
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The two finger crunch

After a sustained period of double fingering a girl. One can be left with a sticky mess of bodily fluid connecting the fore and middle fingers.

If left to dry and harden, one can wake up with the "Two finger crunch".

The two finger crunch is more specifically the sensation and noise when the dried fingers are snapped apart.

Similar to the crunch sound a Kit Kat makes when separating two biscuit fingers.
"I madly fingered her all night, she was crazy into it. Although I woke up with the two finger crunch"
by kiwiguntman June 06, 2014
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two time talker

A male or female who talks to multiple others of the opposite sex in a flirtatious way at the same time; Leading multiple people on at once; F***boi
Man, the dude is such a two time talker.
by Gurly pop May 25, 2017
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Two The Easy Way

The grand and honorable act of taking a deuce or number two all while drinking an alcoholic beverage, preferably a beer. However, depending on the setting, any alcoholic beverage is acceptable.
Brian: Hey, where were you just now? Zak and I were looking all over for you.

Al: I felt a rumble n' my tummy, so I dashed to take a two the easy way.

Brian: Ah...
by AK #23 December 28, 2011
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