Don't Touch The Poop

Don't Touch The Poop is a term used amongst followers of Lolcows like Chris Chan, Cyraxx and Daniel Larson as a golden rule of sorts when it comes to their antics online. The act itself is referred to as "Poop Touching" and the people who often engage in Poop Touching are considered Weens

The phrase means to avoid interacting or any other kind of engagement with Lolcows as it usually doesn't result in the reaction you are looking for and more than likely it will also have some sort of negative consequence such as being doxed by more efficient trolls or by the Lolcow themselves.

Person 1: "Yo I'm gonna DM Cyraxx and tell him I'm a girl that thinks he's hot! Won't that be so funny?!"

Person 2: "Thats a stupid fucking idea dude. Don't touch the poop."

by kfc_manager__ May 15, 2025

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Take a touch

Means to slow down or calm down/chill

She started feeling my wood and I told her to take a touch

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Touch My Head again, I dare You

by SuelTameOresuTeMato April 25, 2025

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Don't touch it it'll only make it spread faster!

Something the back girl said in the remake of Hell Boy when she got shot with a poisonous twig.

"Don't touch it it'll only make it spread faster!"
Me: That's what she said

by ☆★Midas★☆ January 27, 2022

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In Touch Weekly

an American celebrity gossip magazine. The magazine is focused on celebrity news, fashion, beauty, relationships and lifestyle, and is geared towards a younger readership, billing itself as fast and fun

Whereas In Touch Weekly is focused more on celebrity gossip, Life & Style bills itself on giving readers lifestyle tips on how to incorporate celebrity beauty and fashion into their lives.

by SPrice1980 May 7, 2023

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